I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I would fuck him just for his dog
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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