gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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