the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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