Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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