Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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