we have officially lost it.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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