Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Dicks are not precious.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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