I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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