my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
