He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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