How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Your cock deserves a montage
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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