Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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