that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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