Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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