He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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