She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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