This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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