hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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