Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
