the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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