Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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