Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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