I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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