He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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