I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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