Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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