oh god the rape fog is back!
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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