Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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