Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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