im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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