she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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