he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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