Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
