The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize