I'm jealous of your bromance
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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