So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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