Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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