We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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