she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
