Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize