Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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