he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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