I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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