I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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