yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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