Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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