it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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