Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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