Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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