Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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