"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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