what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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