Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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