It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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