And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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