ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
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