ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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