if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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