have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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