i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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