Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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